How badly does your
website suck?
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AI is analyzing 25+ factors. Usually about 60 seconds.
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What we check
First Impression
Can someone understand what you do in 5 seconds?
Conversion
Can visitors figure out what to do next?
Mobile UX
Does your site work when your customer is on their phone?
Technical
HTTPS, sitemaps, robots.txt, canonical tags.
SEO
Can search engines understand what you do and where you are?
Trust
Reviews, testimonials, social proof — do people believe you?
Accessibility
Alt text, readability, and basic standards.
AI Search
Can ChatGPT, Perplexity, and similar tools recommend your business?